Christine Eixenberger

Time is flying by. Everyone is scrambling to keep up. And Christine Eixenberger? She takes a deep breath first.
Because it’s no longer just the calendar that sets the pace: the buzzing smartwatch urges her to take more steps, and the annoying news ticker beckons her to the next distraction. On and on, faster and faster, just one more step. We’re all stuck on a hamster wheel—plexiglass on the left and right, no way out.
Not with Christine Eixenberger! The Bavarian stage powerhouse—known as an award-winning cabaret artist, sought-after TV actress, and quick-witted host of the BR satire show “Nachsitzen”—prescribes a collective breather for us. With her latest solo show, “Keine Eile,” she sets off a humorous anti-stress fireworks display in a mix of skillful stand-up and classic cabaret. Christine proves that acting is in her blood through her spot-on parodies of the madness we call everyday life: Suddenly, she finds herself navigating an emotional slalom course between prenatal counseling and the ultimate nemesis of every modern woman—wedding planning. Tragic—especially when it’s not even your own.
In spite of all the temptations and pressures to optimize in our “straight-to-burnout” society, Christine makes an unwavering statement in favor of taking things slowly. In sync with German rail traffic and local bureaucracy, her vital mantra for all of life’s situations is: “No rush.”
Experience Christine Eixenberger in her element: unhurried, down-to-earth, and full of mischief—so that you’re guaranteed to go home feeling deeply relaxed afterward.
So: Pull out your calendar, take a deep breath, and secure your tickets. But hey: No rush. And feel free to bring your hamster along.