Nektarios Vlachopoulos
- Location:
- Rosenau - Lokalität & Bühne, Rotebühlstraße 109 b, 70178 Stuttgart
Did your chatbot break up with you today? Is your debt counseling service insolvent? Did your proctologist diagnose you with “Fuck, yuck, what is that”? None of that matters anymore, because now you’re here. You’re with Nektarios Vlachopoulos.
The award-winning entertainer and turbo-humanist takes you by the hand, gives you a gentle slap with a velvet glove, and whispers lovingly, “This is still the best day the world has to offer today.” Let your wounded soul be pampered with elaborate nonsense and satirical balm. Nektarios speaks, reads, and sings an entire evening just for you, because he doesn’t care about anyone else.
Nektarios gently and surely leads you out of depression STRAIGHT INTO MANIA BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW TOUGHER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER, AND NO LONGER HAVE TIME FOR PUNCTUATION MARKS—NEKTARIOS AND YOU ARE NOW TRAVELING WITH 365 NEW INSIGHTS PER SECOND THROUGH SPACE-TIME, FROM THE DEEPEST HELL UP TO PARADISE, AND WITH A TRIPLE LOOP DIRECTLY INTO THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD. Because he’s been to all these places and turned them into a show.
So come along on a wonderful journey through the most beautiful abysses of human consciousness. Relax, let go of all your anger, and let Nektarios tell you that you shouldn’t let anyone tell you what to do. Because this is your time! Now is your place! And today is:
THE BEST DAY IN THE WORLD!
Content Warning
This program contains depictions of death and mental health crises that may be distressing to some people.